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I'd like to be a barber, and learn to shave and clip,

Calling out, "Next please! and pocketing my tip."

All day I'd hear my scissors going, "Snip, Snip, Snip;"

I'd lather people's faces, and their noses I would grip

While I shaved most carefully along the upper lip.

But I wouldn't be a barber if ...

The razor was to slip.

Would you?